"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
getting an unexpected compliment from somebody you thought hates you
waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop crying
Truth. Wow.. I didn’t know that File under : things I wasn’t taught in school Reblog the hell out of this everyone.
It’s like you guys want to be outraged and offended.
i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this
I wish my followers were more interactive….y’all just sit there
thats cause they waitin on us to slip up so they can unfollow and participate in dragging us until we deactivate.
Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room
I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one soBut is itillegal
I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer